Saturday, January 19, 2008

Hezbollah claims to have Israeli body parts

The leader of Hezbollah Shiekh Hassan Nasrallah claims that Hezbollah has remains of Israeli soldiers who died in last summer's Israel-Hezbollah conflict. Nasrallah came out of hiding today and walked through shiite neighborhoods of Beirut surrounded by thousands of his supporters. An estimated one million Lebanese turned out for the event. If a million people came out to see me than I would be pretty stoked, especially when I was able to get them all excited becuase I claimed to have Israeli body parts in my possession. Nothing against the Lebanese people but are body parts really worth all the fuss? The Isreali government has swapped LIVE Hezbollah guerrillas for the bodies of Israeli soldiers in the past. Thats a huge waste of time for the Israelis who seem to believe that dead Israelis are really worth it. ITS A FUCKING DEAD BODY, GET OVER IT!!!!! Well anyway hooray for Hassan who is speaking to the public again.

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